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Stars Cabaret Bend

Bend, OR 197 NE 3rd St 541-388-4081
Closed
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
Hours not published.
On tap
VIP Rooms
Kitchen
48/100

Stars Cabaret Bend: a mixed bag that's mostly just okay.

The club's overall score reflects its inconsistent experience. While the atmosphere and amenities are a plus, parking and luxury are notable drawbacks. Overall, it's a decent spot for a casual night out, but don't expect anything too special.

How this is scored
54/100

Amenities help, but parking and luxury let it down.

The property's amenities and location are definite strengths, but the parking situation is a real pain. Luxury is also an area where the club falls short. If you don't mind the hassle, the amenities might make up for it, but otherwise, it's a trade-off.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 54/100

The room

Amenities help, but parking and luxury let it down.

The property's amenities and location are definite strengths, but the parking situation is a real pain. Luxury is also an area where the club falls short. If you don't mind the hassle, the amenities might make up for it, but otherwise, it's a trade-off.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 5.1
  • Location 6.0
  • Privacy 4.3
  • Parking 8.0
  • Luxury 5.1
  • Amenities 6.0
  • Capacity 1.0
58/100

Respectful staff, but door service could be faster.

The staff at Stars Cabaret Bend are generally respectful and attentive, but door service can be a bit slow. This is a minor quibble, but it's worth noting if you're planning a special night. Overall, the service is solid, but not exceptional.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 58/100

The hospitality

Respectful staff, but door service could be faster.

The staff at Stars Cabaret Bend are generally respectful and attentive, but door service can be a bit slow. This is a minor quibble, but it's worth noting if you're planning a special night. Overall, the service is solid, but not exceptional.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 6.0
  • Bar service 5.1
  • Speed 5.1
  • Respect 6.0
  • Safety 8.0
  • Cleanliness 6.0
  • Value 5.1
51/100

Overpriced drinks and food make this a tough sell.

The drinks and food at Stars Cabaret Bend are overpriced and not particularly impressive. Unless you're looking for a specific experience, it's hard to recommend the food and drink menu. If you do decide to indulge, be prepared for a pricey night out.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 51/100

The kitchen

Overpriced drinks and food make this a tough sell.

The drinks and food at Stars Cabaret Bend are overpriced and not particularly impressive. Unless you're looking for a specific experience, it's hard to recommend the food and drink menu. If you do decide to indulge, be prepared for a pricey night out.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 5.1
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 5.1
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 5.1
30/100

Talent shines, but appearance and professionalism need work.

The performers at Stars Cabaret Bend are the real stars of the show, with talent that shines. However, the appearance and professionalism of some dancers leave something to be desired. If you're looking for a high-energy performance, you'll likely be satisfied, but don't expect perfection.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 30/100

The floor

Talent shines, but appearance and professionalism need work.

The performers at Stars Cabaret Bend are the real stars of the show, with talent that shines. However, the appearance and professionalism of some dancers leave something to be desired. If you're looking for a high-energy performance, you'll likely be satisfied, but don't expect perfection.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 6.0
  • Appearance & style 1.0
  • Interaction 5.1
  • Professionalism 1.0
  • VIP value 3.4
  • Dance value 3.4
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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SW SCORE · 48/100

How scoring works

Stars Cabaret Bend: a mixed bag that's mostly just okay.

The club's overall score reflects its inconsistent experience. While the atmosphere and amenities are a plus, parking and luxury are notable drawbacks. Overall, it's a decent spot for a casual night out, but don't expect anything too special.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 54
  • Service 58
  • Food 51
  • Performers 30
  • Value 43
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25 reviews
90/100 SW score
Strip Club with a Twist I visited Stars Cabaret Bend with my friends for a bachelor party. The modern upscale atmosphere was a great change of pace from the usual strip clubs. The drink prices were reasonable, and the craft beers on tap were a nice touch. I was impressed with the safety measures in place, with cameras everywhere and bouncers present.
60/100 SW score
Mixed Feelings I've been to Stars Cabaret Bend a few times, and it's always been a solid experience. The parking is great, and the safety is top-notch. However, I've never been blown away by the dancers, and the value for VIP access is a bit lacking. The drinks are a bit pricey, but the selection is nice.
50/100 SW score
Not Impressed I stopped by Stars Cabaret Bend on a whim, and I have to say I was disappointed. The luxury atmosphere was more like a generic club than a high-end experience. The dancers were fine, but not worth the prices they were charging. The safety measures were a plus, but it wasn't enough to save the experience.
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