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Stars Cabaret Bridgeport

Portland, OR 17939 SW McEwan Rd 503-726-2403
Closed
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
Hours not published.
On tap
VIP Rooms
Private Booths
Kitchen
50/100

All-around forgettable.

It's a middle-of-the-road experience with no surprises. The overall lack of standout features makes it forgettable. You'll neither love nor hate it.

How this is scored
54/100

Pleasant location, but cramped and parking's a nightmare.

The club's location is a highlight, but the cramped space and terrible parking will have you questioning the decision to come. If you're looking for a quick, easy experience, this might be a good fit.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 54/100

The room

Pleasant location, but cramped and parking's a nightmare.

The club's location is a highlight, but the cramped space and terrible parking will have you questioning the decision to come. If you're looking for a quick, easy experience, this might be a good fit.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 5.1
  • Location 8.0
  • Privacy 4.3
  • Parking 3.4
  • Luxury 3.5
  • Amenities 6.0
  • Capacity 1.0
53/100

Friendly staff, but speed's a problem.

The staff tries hard, but the slow service can be frustrating. If you're not in a hurry, you might enjoy the friendly atmosphere.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 53/100

The hospitality

Friendly staff, but speed's a problem.

The staff tries hard, but the slow service can be frustrating. If you're not in a hurry, you might enjoy the friendly atmosphere.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 5.1
  • Bar service 5.1
  • Speed 4.3
  • Respect 4.9
  • Safety 6.8
  • Cleanliness 6.0
  • Value 5.1
52/100

Decent food, but overpriced and mediocre drinks.

The food's decent, but the high prices and mediocre drinks make it a hard sell. If you're a foodie, you might find some decent options, but don't expect to be blown away.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 52/100

The kitchen

Decent food, but overpriced and mediocre drinks.

The food's decent, but the high prices and mediocre drinks make it a hard sell. If you're a foodie, you might find some decent options, but don't expect to be blown away.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 4.3
  • Food prices 5.1
  • Drink prices 7.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 3.5
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 5.1
41/100

Talented dancers, but unprofessional and pricey VIP.

The dancers are talented, but the unprofessionalism and high prices for VIP experiences might be a turn-off. If you're looking for a high-end experience, you might want to look elsewhere.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 41/100

The floor

Talented dancers, but unprofessional and pricey VIP.

The dancers are talented, but the unprofessionalism and high prices for VIP experiences might be a turn-off. If you're looking for a high-end experience, you might want to look elsewhere.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 5.1
  • Appearance & style 5.1
  • Interaction 6.0
  • Professionalism 1.0
  • VIP value 4.3
  • Dance value 4.3
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 50/100

How scoring works

All-around forgettable.

It's a middle-of-the-road experience with no surprises. The overall lack of standout features makes it forgettable. You'll neither love nor hate it.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 54
  • Service 53
  • Food 52
  • Performers 41
  • Value 52
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25 reviews
90/100 SW score
Bachelor Party Bliss We rented out the VIP area and had an absolute blast. The dancers were friendly, the drinks were flowing, and the private booths were the perfect spot for our crew. Strong safety record and great location made this a stress-free party.
70/100 SW score
Decent Night Out I've been to Stars Cabaret a few times before, and it's a solid option for a Tuesday night out with friends. The dancers were good, but nothing out of the ordinary. Strong drinks at $4 and a relaxed atmosphere make it worth the trip, even if the parking is a pain.
50/100 SW score
Mixed Bag I'm not sure what all the hype is about. The location is convenient, but the parking situation is a joke. The dancers were okay, but the private dances felt overpriced at $20. Maybe I just caught them on a bad night.
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