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Temptations Coffee

Portland, OR 8225 SE Clatsop St. +19714458225
Closed
Bikini Bar 21+
Hours
Hours not published.
On tap
Private Booths
Kitchen
56/100

Solid, but nothing that'll blow your mind.

Temptations Coffee is a middle-of-the-road experience that won't leave you disappointed, but won't thrill you either. The service is friendly, but the atmosphere feels cramped. It's a decent spot for a low-key night out, but don't expect anything too exciting. If you're a fan of coffee and strippers, you'll enjoy it. Just don't come in expecting luxury.

How this is scored
46/100

Tight space with okay location, don't expect much.

The space at Temptations Coffee is tight, with a mediocre location that's not exactly convenient. The parking situation is a disaster, and the lack of luxury amenities is noticeable. However, the staff is friendly and the capacity is surprisingly small, making it feel more intimate. Don't expect to be wowed, but it's not a total dump either.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 46/100

The room

Tight space with okay location, don't expect much.

The space at Temptations Coffee is tight, with a mediocre location that's not exactly convenient. The parking situation is a disaster, and the lack of luxury amenities is noticeable. However, the staff is friendly and the capacity is surprisingly small, making it feel more intimate. Don't expect to be wowed, but it's not a total dump either.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 5.1
  • Location 4.3
  • Privacy 6.0
  • Parking 1.4
  • Luxury 3.4
  • Amenities 6.0
  • Capacity 1.0
57/100

Friendly staff, but don't expect VIP treatment.

The service at Temptations Coffee is friendly and welcoming, with a focus on making you feel at home. However, don't expect VIP treatment – the staff is more focused on getting by than impressing. The door service is decent, but the bar service can be slow. Overall, it's a solid, if unremarkable, experience.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 57/100

The hospitality

Friendly staff, but don't expect VIP treatment.

The service at Temptations Coffee is friendly and welcoming, with a focus on making you feel at home. However, don't expect VIP treatment – the staff is more focused on getting by than impressing. The door service is decent, but the bar service can be slow. Overall, it's a solid, if unremarkable, experience.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 5.1
  • Bar service 6.0
  • Speed 5.1
  • Respect 6.8
  • Safety 5.1
  • Cleanliness 6.0
  • Value 6.0
60/100

Underwhelming eats and overpriced drinks.

The food at Temptations Coffee is underwhelming, with overpriced drinks that don't make up for it. The quality is decent, but the prices are a major turn-off. If you're a fan of cheap eats and expensive drinks, this might be the place for you. Otherwise, you might want to look elsewhere.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 60/100

The kitchen

Underwhelming eats and overpriced drinks.

The food at Temptations Coffee is underwhelming, with overpriced drinks that don't make up for it. The quality is decent, but the prices are a major turn-off. If you're a fan of cheap eats and expensive drinks, this might be the place for you. Otherwise, you might want to look elsewhere.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 6.0
  • Food prices 5.1
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 3.4
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 6.0
62/100

Good dancers, mediocre interaction.

The performers at Temptations Coffee are good dancers, but the interaction is mediocre. The talent quality is decent, but the appearance style is a bit inconsistent. If you're a fan of traditional striptease, you'll enjoy it. Otherwise, you might find the experience a bit lacking.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 62/100

The floor

Good dancers, mediocre interaction.

The performers at Temptations Coffee are good dancers, but the interaction is mediocre. The talent quality is decent, but the appearance style is a bit inconsistent. If you're a fan of traditional striptease, you'll enjoy it. Otherwise, you might find the experience a bit lacking.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 6.0
  • Appearance & style 6.8
  • Interaction 6.0
  • Professionalism 6.0
  • VIP value 1.0
  • Dance value 6.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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SW SCORE · 56/100

How scoring works

Solid, but nothing that'll blow your mind.

Temptations Coffee is a middle-of-the-road experience that won't leave you disappointed, but won't thrill you either. The service is friendly, but the atmosphere feels cramped. It's a decent spot for a low-key night out, but don't expect anything too exciting. If you're a fan of coffee and strippers, you'll enjoy it. Just don't come in expecting luxury.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 46
  • Service 57
  • Food 60
  • Performers 62
  • Value 62
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What the floor said

2 reviews
90/100 SW score
Bachelor Party Bash I took my crew to Temptations Coffee for a bachelor party and we had an absolute blast. The private lap dance rooms were a hit and the drinks were super affordable - I mean, $5 beers? Yes, please! The dancers were friendly and put on a great show.
70/100 SW score
Decent Night Out I've been to Temptations Coffee a few times and it's always been a decent night out. The staff is friendly and the performers are talented, but the atmosphere can be a bit lacking - it feels more like a dive bar than a high-end strip club. That being said, the drink affordability is a major plus.
50/100 SW score
Not Impressed I'm not a regular at strip clubs, but I went to Temptations Coffee with some friends and was underwhelmed. The parking situation is a nightmare and the club itself feels a bit run-down. That being said, the dancers were friendly and the drinks were cheap, so it's not all bad.
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