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Closed Strip Club

The Border Gentlemen's Club

Morrisville, PA 440 S Pennsylvania Ave +12157363336
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Closed Opens 12:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON 12:00 - 02:00
TUE 12:00 - 02:00
WED 12:00 - 02:00 TODAY
THU 12:00 - 02:00
FRI 12:00 - 02:00
SAT 12:00 - 02:00
SUN 12:00 - 02:00
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Private Booths
Kitchen
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440 S Pennsylvania Ave
Morrisville, PA +12157363336 thebordergm.com
43/100
How this is scored
43/100
How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 43/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 3.4
  • Location 7.0
  • Privacy 2.6
  • Parking 5.1
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Amenities 5.1
  • Capacity 4.3
51/100
How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 51/100

The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 4.3
  • Bar service 4.3
  • Speed 4.3
  • Respect 5.1
  • Safety 7.0
  • Cleanliness 3.4
  • Value 5.1
47/100
How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 47/100

The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 2.6
  • Food prices 3.4
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 4.3
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 5.1
29/100
How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 29/100

The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 3.4
  • Appearance & style 3.4
  • Interaction 4.3
  • Professionalism 1.0
  • VIP value 1.0
  • Dance value 3.4
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 43/100

How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 43
  • Service 51
  • Food 47
  • Performers 29
  • Value 52
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What the floor said

187 reviews
80/100 SW score
WeekendMike
bachelor party
Cheap Drinks, Okay Dancers I went to The Border Gentlemen's Club with my buddies for a bachelor party. The atmosphere was pretty weak, but the cheap drinks made up for it. The dancers were a mixed bag - some were friendly, but others seemed completely disinterested. Overall, it was an okay night out, especially considering the affordable drinks.
70/100 SW score
LocalLarry
locals night
Decent but Could Improve I've been to The Border Gentlemen's Club a few times with friends. The convenient location off Route 1 is a plus, but the cleanliness could use some work - especially in the bathrooms. The dancers are a mix of regulars and newbies, and the drink prices are pretty reasonable. It's not my go-to spot, but it's not bad either.
50/100 SW score
DisappointedDerek
business traveler
Not Impressed I stopped by The Border Gentlemen's Club on a whim, but I was pretty disappointed. The atmosphere was pretty weak, and the dancers didn't seem very talented. The drink prices were decent, but that's about the only positive I can think of. I wouldn't recommend this place to anyone looking for a high-end experience.
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