The Club

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Decent space, bad luxury.

The room has a decent atmosphere and location, but luxury is severely lacking. Parking and amenities are highlights, while capacity and privacy are drawbacks. If you prioritize practicality over opulence, this space works.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Slow, but safe.

Hospitality is a mixed bag, with slow speed and mediocre respect. However, the high safety and cleanliness scores make up for it. If you value a secure, no-hassle experience, the service won't let you down.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No food available.

There's no food to speak of, so don't come hungry. Drink prices are relatively high, but the bottle prices are more reasonable. If you're looking for a kitchen, look elsewhere.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dancers are subpar.

The dancers are a letdown, with low talent and professionalism scores. Interaction and VIP value are also subpar. If you're a performer aficionado, you might want to look elsewhere for a more impressive lineup.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Meh, just average.

The Club feels like a middle-of-the-road spot, with no major strengths or weaknesses. The high safety score is a plus, but low luxury and performer scores bring it down. Fans of no-frills clubs will feel at home.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.