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Closed Strip Club

The Dream Boutique

Philadelphia, PA 6039 Passyunk Ave 215-724-8508
Closed Opens 09:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+ Cover $10
Hours
MON Closed
TUE 09:00 - 02:00
WED 09:00 - 02:00 TODAY
THU Closed
FRI Closed
SAT Closed
SUN Closed
On tap
Private Booths
49/100
How this is scored
46/100
How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 46/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 4.3
  • Location 3.4
  • Privacy 5.1
  • Parking 8.0
  • Luxury 3.4
  • Amenities 5.1
  • Capacity 4.3
47/100
How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 47/100

The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 4.3
  • Bar service 1.0
  • Speed 5.1
  • Respect 6.0
  • Safety 4.3
  • Cleanliness 8.0
  • Value 5.1
59/100
How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 59/100

The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 3.4
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 5.1
50/100
How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 50/100

The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 5.1
  • Appearance & style 4.3
  • Interaction 5.1
  • Professionalism 5.1
  • VIP value 5.1
  • Dance value 5.1
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 49/100

How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 46
  • Service 47
  • Food 59
  • Performers 50
  • Value 57
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What the floor said

37 reviews
90/100 SW score
Bachelorette Bash We rolled in at 2 am and the private room was already booked, but the girls in the theater more than made up for it. The drinks were super affordable and the dancers were top-notch. Plus, the parking was a breeze, which is a must for a party crew.
70/100 SW score
Mixed Bag I've been here a few times and it's usually hit-or-miss. The cleanliness is always top-notch, but the luxury vibes just aren't there. The private dances are worth the price, but I've had some sketchy encounters with the security team. Still, it's a decent spot for a late-night cap.
40/100 SW score
Not Impressed As a first-timer, I was expecting something more... upscale, I guess. But the location feels a bit sketchy and the sophistication just isn't there. The private dances were overpriced and the theater was kinda lame. Maybe I just caught it on a bad night, but I won't be back.
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