The Minx Show Palace

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dump with no redeeming physical qualities.

The room itself is a disaster. Atmosphere is nonexistent, luxury is absent, amenities don't exist, location is bad, parking is worse, capacity is cramped, and privacy is zero. The physical space fails on every front. You'll feel worse being there than you did before you arrived.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Rude, unsafe, and filthy throughout.

Staff doesn't care and it shows everywhere. Door service is nonexistent, bar service is slow and disrespectful, safety is a joke, and cleanliness is disgusting. The place feels hostile. Expect to be ignored, rushed, and uncomfortable the entire time.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage you shouldn't eat.

Everything is overpriced and tastes like it. Food quality is abysmal, drinks are bad, bottles are a ripoff, and there's no redeeming food value anywhere. Don't eat or drink here—seriously, grab something elsewhere first.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No talent, no effort, no respect.

Zero talent, zero professionalism, zero effort. Dancers show no interaction, no style, no respect for the work. VIP value and dance value are both nonexistent. You're paying to watch people who don't want to be there.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Complete waste of time and money.

The Minx Show Palace is a total failure across every dimension. Every single metric—atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, privacy, door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness, value, drink prices, bottle prices, food quality, talent quality, appearance, interaction, and professionalism—scores zero. This isn't a club; it's a cautionary tale. Don't go.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.