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The Mouse's Ear

Johnson City, TN 1408 E Main St 423-929-9800
Closed
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
Hours not published.
On tap
VIP Rooms
Private Booths
Kitchen
BYOB
44/100

A club that falls short in every department.

The Mouse's Ear is a club that fails to impress across the board. From its lackluster atmosphere to poor food quality, there's little to get excited about. Even the friendly staff can't save it from its overall forgettable experience.

How this is scored
45/100

More like a dive than a destination.

The room at The Mouse's Ear is a cramped, uninviting space. While the parking is convenient, it's not enough to make up for the lack of luxury and amenities. The capacity is small, and the atmosphere feels more like a dive bar than a high-end club.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 45/100

The room

More like a dive than a destination.

The room at The Mouse's Ear is a cramped, uninviting space. While the parking is convenient, it's not enough to make up for the lack of luxury and amenities. The capacity is small, and the atmosphere feels more like a dive bar than a high-end club.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 5.1
  • Location 3.4
  • Privacy 6.0
  • Parking 5.1
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Amenities 4.3
  • Capacity 1.0
50/100

Friendly staff, but don't expect much else.

The staff at The Mouse's Ear are friendly and welcoming, but their service is otherwise unremarkable. The door service is solid, but the bar service can be slow, and the respect shown to customers is inconsistent. Overall, it's a mixed bag.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 50/100

The hospitality

Friendly staff, but don't expect much else.

The staff at The Mouse's Ear are friendly and welcoming, but their service is otherwise unremarkable. The door service is solid, but the bar service can be slow, and the respect shown to customers is inconsistent. Overall, it's a mixed bag.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 5.1
  • Bar service 3.4
  • Speed 4.3
  • Respect 6.0
  • Safety 5.1
  • Cleanliness 6.0
  • Value 4.3
40/100

Drinks are overpriced, food is a last resort.

The food at The Mouse's Ear is a major disappointment. The quality is poor, and the prices are steep. Even the drinks are overpriced, making it hard to justify a visit. If you do go, stick to the bottle service to get the best value.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 40/100

The kitchen

Drinks are overpriced, food is a last resort.

The food at The Mouse's Ear is a major disappointment. The quality is poor, and the prices are steep. Even the drinks are overpriced, making it hard to justify a visit. If you do go, stick to the bottle service to get the best value.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 3.4
  • Bottle prices 4.3
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 4.3
39/100

Great dancers, but the rest is a letdown.

The dancers at The Mouse's Ear are some of the best you'll find, but the rest of the experience is lacking. The talent quality is high, but the appearance style is unremarkable, and the professionalism is lacking. If you're looking for a great show, this might be worth a visit, but don't expect much else.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 39/100

The floor

Great dancers, but the rest is a letdown.

The dancers at The Mouse's Ear are some of the best you'll find, but the rest of the experience is lacking. The talent quality is high, but the appearance style is unremarkable, and the professionalism is lacking. If you're looking for a great show, this might be worth a visit, but don't expect much else.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 6.0
  • Appearance & style 1.0
  • Interaction 6.0
  • Professionalism 1.0
  • VIP value 6.0
  • Dance value 5.1
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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SW SCORE · 44/100

How scoring works

A club that falls short in every department.

The Mouse's Ear is a club that fails to impress across the board. From its lackluster atmosphere to poor food quality, there's little to get excited about. Even the friendly staff can't save it from its overall forgettable experience.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 45
  • Service 50
  • Food 40
  • Performers 39
  • Value 47
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25 reviews
90/100 SW score
Bartender's Worst Nightmare This place is a blast, but let's be real, the BYOB fee is a total rip-off. Still, the dancers were super friendly and the private rooms are a great touch. I'd definitely come back for a bachelor party or just a wild night out.
70/100 SW score
Mixed Bag I'm not sure what to make of The Mouse's Ear. The location is pretty sketchy, but the private dances were a nice touch. Drinks were pretty pricey, too. Overall, it's an okay spot if you're in the area, but I wouldn't go out of my way.
50/100 SW score
Underwhelming Experience I was really looking forward to my first time at a strip club, but The Mouse's Ear just didn't live up to the hype. The VIP rooms were kind of cramped, and the dancers seemed a bit disinterested. Maybe I just caught them on a bad night.
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