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The Roadhouse

Columbus, OH 333 Georgesville Rd +16142743035
Closed
Strip Club Topless 21+ Cover $10
Hours
Hours not published.
On tap
Private Booths
38/100

Disappointing experience all around, nothing stands out.

The Roadhouse falls short in every aspect. From its underwhelming atmosphere to its subpar food, it's a club that fails to impress. Unless you're desperate, you can skip this one.

How this is scored
37/100

Underwhelming atmosphere and cramped space.

The property itself is a letdown. The cramped space and uninviting atmosphere make it hard to relax. If you're looking for a luxurious experience, keep looking.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 37/100

The room

Underwhelming atmosphere and cramped space.

The property itself is a letdown. The cramped space and uninviting atmosphere make it hard to relax. If you're looking for a luxurious experience, keep looking.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 3.4
  • Location 4.3
  • Privacy 5.1
  • Parking 5.1
  • Luxury 1.7
  • Amenities 2.1
  • Capacity 2.6
34/100

Hospitality is lacking, staff seems uninterested.

The service at The Roadhouse is abysmal. Staff seems completely uninterested in providing a good experience, and it shows in the slow service and lack of respect. Don't expect much.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 34/100

The hospitality

Hospitality is lacking, staff seems uninterested.

The service at The Roadhouse is abysmal. Staff seems completely uninterested in providing a good experience, and it shows in the slow service and lack of respect. Don't expect much.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 4.3
  • Bar service 1.4
  • Speed 3.5
  • Respect 3.5
  • Safety 3.5
  • Cleanliness 3.4
  • Value 4.3
41/100

Food prices are way too high for subpar quality.

The food at The Roadhouse is overpriced and underwhelming. The quality is subpar, and the prices are astronomical. If you're looking for a good meal, keep looking.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 41/100

The kitchen

Food prices are way too high for subpar quality.

The food at The Roadhouse is overpriced and underwhelming. The quality is subpar, and the prices are astronomical. If you're looking for a good meal, keep looking.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 5.1
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 1.7
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 4.3
40/100

Talented dancers, but not enough to save the night.

The performers at The Roadhouse are talented, but they're not enough to save the night. The interaction is great, but the overall experience is still lacking. If you're looking for a great dance show, you might enjoy it, but be prepared for a lackluster atmosphere.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 40/100

The floor

Talented dancers, but not enough to save the night.

The performers at The Roadhouse are talented, but they're not enough to save the night. The interaction is great, but the overall experience is still lacking. If you're looking for a great dance show, you might enjoy it, but be prepared for a lackluster atmosphere.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 4.3
  • Appearance & style 4.3
  • Interaction 5.1
  • Professionalism 2.8
  • VIP value 3.4
  • Dance value 4.3
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 38/100

How scoring works

Disappointing experience all around, nothing stands out.

The Roadhouse falls short in every aspect. From its underwhelming atmosphere to its subpar food, it's a club that fails to impress. Unless you're desperate, you can skip this one.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 37
  • Service 34
  • Food 41
  • Performers 40
  • Value 43
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25 reviews
90/100 SW score
Bachelor Party Bash The Roadhouse was the perfect spot for our pre-game activities. The dancers were friendly and got us hyped for the night. The weak atmosphere didn't bother us since we were there to let loose. Definitely worth the stop for any bachelor party.
70/100 SW score
Just Okay The Roadhouse is what it is - a no-frills strip club. The dancers were nice, but the weak amenities and bar service were noticeable. The laid-back vibe is nice, but the run-down feel detracts from the experience. 3 stars for an average night out.
40/100 SW score
Not Impressed I was expecting more from The Roadhouse, but it fell short. The weak luxury and cleanliness really stood out to me. The dancers were friendly, but the atmosphere was just off. Unfortunately, it's not the kind of place I'd recommend to colleagues or clients.
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