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Closed Bikini Bar

Titillations

Bloomfield, NJ 12 Willow St 973-748-3699
Closed Opens 17:00 today
Bikini Bar 21+
Hours
MON 17:00 - 01:00
TUE 17:00 - 01:00
WED 17:00 - 01:00 TODAY
THU 17:00 - 01:00
FRI 17:00 - 01:00
SAT 17:00 - 01:00
SUN 17:00 - 01:00
On tap
Private Booths
53/100
How this is scored
61/100
How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 61/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 7.0
  • Location 5.1
  • Privacy 7.0
  • Parking 4.3
  • Luxury 5.1
  • Amenities 8.0
  • Capacity 1.0
51/100
How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 51/100

The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 6.0
  • Bar service 7.0
  • Speed 1.0
  • Respect 8.0
  • Safety 1.0
  • Cleanliness 8.0
  • Value 7.0
71/100
How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 71/100

The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 7.0
  • Food prices 7.0
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 5.1
  • Cigars & hookah 8.0
  • Value 7.0
31/100
How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 31/100

The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 5.1
  • Appearance & style 5.1
  • Interaction 1.0
  • Professionalism 1.0
  • VIP value 1.0
  • Dance value 5.1
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 53/100

How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 61
  • Service 51
  • Food 71
  • Performers 31
  • Value 68
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What the floor said

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100/100 SW score
Went all out for my boys' night I took my friends to Titillations for a bachelor party and we had an absolute blast. The cigar lounge was a great spot to chill before the main event, and the private dance rooms were top-notch. The staff was super friendly and accommodating – they even helped us book a room for a private celebration.
70/100 SW score
A decent night out, nothing special I've been to Titillations a few times, and it's always a pretty standard experience. The drinks are reasonably priced, and the dancers are always... enthusiastic. But the atmosphere can be a bit stale at times, and the cigar lounge gets a bit too smoky for my taste.
80/100 SW score
A solid spot for a work trip As a business traveler, I'm always looking for a reliable spot to unwind after a long day. Titillations fits the bill – the private dance rooms are a great way to celebrate a successful meeting, and the staff is always professional and welcoming. The only downside is that the drink specials can be a bit hit-or-miss.
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