Top Hat Gentlemen's Club

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

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Dated vibes, but the location's not bad.

The room itself is pretty unimpressive, with dated decor and amenities that are barely adequate. However, the location is decent, and the capacity is pretty small, which can make for a more intimate experience. Just don't expect any luxury vibes.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Friendly staff, but the service is slow.

The staff at the Top Hat are friendly and try their best, but the service can be slow. You might have to wait a while for a drink or to be attended to, but they'll treat you with respect. Just don't expect things to move quickly.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Bad food, worse prices.

The food at the Top Hat is a major letdown. The quality is poor, and the prices are even worse. You'd be better off skipping the food altogether and just sticking to drinks.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Some talented dancers, but the professionalism's lacking.

The dancers at the Top Hat are some of the highlights of the experience. They're talented and put on a good show, but the professionalism of the club itself is lacking. If you're looking for a good time on the dance floor, you might enjoy it here, but don't expect much in terms of overall quality.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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Mixed bag, but don't expect much.

The Top Hat's got some redeeming qualities, but it's overall a forgettable experience. It's not a bad place to grab a drink, but don't expect to be blown away. If you're in the area and looking for a cheap night out, it might be worth a visit.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.