Two O'Clock Club

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Grim room with no redeeming location or amenities.

The room itself is a dead zone: zero atmosphere, zero luxury, zero usable amenities. Location, parking, capacity, privacy—all bottomed out. You're not walking into a club; you're walking into a void.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Hostile, unsafe, dirty—don't expect help.

Door staff, bar staff, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness—all absent. The place feels hostile and unsafe. Don't expect a drink, don't expect help, don't expect to feel welcome. Go elsewhere.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage drinks and nonexistent food.

Drinks are overpriced and terrible. Food quality and pricing don't exist because there's no food. Bottles, cigars, hookah—none of it. You'll pay too much for nothing.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No talent, no professionalism, no reason to stay.

Zero talent quality, zero professionalism, zero interaction. The dancers aren't there to work; they're just there. No reason to book a VIP, no reason to stay for a dance. This is why you came? Don't.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Skip it—nothing here works at all.

Two O'Clock Club is a complete failure across every dimension. Every metric—atmosphere, service, talent, value—sits at zero. This isn't a club with rough edges; it's a place where nothing works. Walk past.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.