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Vanity Playhouse

Bridgeton, NJ 565 Landis Ave +18563915330
Closed Opens 15:00 today
Venue Topless 21+ Cover $5
Hours
MON Closed
TUE Closed
WED 15:00 - 02:00 TODAY
THU 15:00 - 02:00
FRI 15:00 - 02:00
SAT 15:00 - 02:00
SUN Closed
On tap
Private Booths
Kitchen
BYOB
75/100
How this is scored
66/100
How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 66/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 8.0
  • Location 4.3
  • Privacy 8.0
  • Parking 1.0
  • Luxury 6.0
  • Amenities 8.0
  • Capacity 5.1
73/100
How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 73/100

The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 6.0
  • Bar service 8.0
  • Speed 6.0
  • Respect 8.0
  • Safety 6.0
  • Cleanliness 9.0
  • Value 8.0
76/100
How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 76/100

The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 9.0
  • Food prices 8.0
  • Drink prices 6.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 6.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 8.0
83/100
How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 83/100

The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 9.0
  • Appearance & style 8.0
  • Interaction 8.0
  • Professionalism 9.0
  • VIP value 8.0
  • Dance value 8.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 75/100

How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 66
  • Service 73
  • Food 76
  • Performers 83
  • Value 77
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90/100 SW score
Great spot for a bachelor party Took the guys here last month and the vibe was exactly what we needed—high energy, clean, and the staff actually made us feel welcome instead of like we were nuisances. The atmosphere is legit fun, and at these prices you can't beat it. Grabbed some tacos between dances and they were solid.
70/100 SW score
Good value, but inconsistent nights I've been a few times and it's hit or miss depending on when you go. The place is clean and the staff are genuinely nice people, which keeps me coming back. The privacy in the lap dance rooms is solid, but some nights the dancer rotation feels thin. Still, for the money, it's hard to complain.
80/100 SW score
Friendly place, no pressure Nervous going in solo, but the bartender and owners were cool about it and didn't push anything on me. The amenities are legit—juice bar, food, non-smoking sections—so it doesn't feel sketchy. Good bar service too. Won't be my regular thing, but I'd go back if friends wanted to.
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