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Vista Spa

Warfordsburg, PA 9785 Old 126 (814) 735-3424
Closed
Strip Club Topless 21+ Cover $10
Hours
Hours not published.
On tap
Private Booths
BYOB
14/100
How this is scored
29/100
How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 29/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 1.7
  • Location 3.4
  • Privacy 4.3
  • Parking 2.6
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Amenities 3.4
  • Capacity 1.0
4/100
How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 4/100

The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 1.7
  • Bar service 1.0
  • Speed 1.0
  • Respect 1.0
  • Safety 1.0
  • Cleanliness 1.0
  • Value 1.0
39/100
How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 39/100

The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 6.8
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 1.0
5/100
How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 5/100

The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 1.0
  • Appearance & style 1.0
  • Interaction 1.0
  • Professionalism 1.0
  • VIP value 1.0
  • Dance value 1.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 14/100

How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 29
  • Service 4
  • Food 39
  • Performers 5
  • Value 24
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1 review
90/100 SW score
BYO Bliss We brought our own drinks and had a blast in the private booths. The dancers were great, but the atmosphere was a bit lacking. Still, the affordable drinks made up for it. 10/10 would return for a guys' night out.
50/100 SW score
Mixed Bag I've been to Vista Spa a few times, but it's just okay. The drink affordability is a plus, but the parking and location are a bit of a hassle. The dancers are alright, but the luxury vibe just isn't there.
30/100 SW score
Disappointed I was really looking forward to my first strip club experience, but Vista Spa didn't live up to the hype. The atmosphere was super weak, and the overall value was pretty low. Maybe it's just not for me, but I won't be back.
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