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X-otic Tan

Portland, OR 8431 SE Division St (503)-257-0622
Closed
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
Hours not published.
On tap
Private Booths
Kitchen
52/100

A mediocre experience that fails to impress in most areas.

Overall, X-otic Tan falls short in most categories, making it a forgettable experience. While some aspects shine, such as the friendly door staff, others like the subpar food and low bar standards bring it down. Unless you're looking for a cheap, no-frills experience, you might want to explore other options.

How this is scored
53/100

Underwhelming atmosphere, cramped location, and limited parking.

The property itself is a letdown, with an underwhelming atmosphere and cramped location that makes it hard to relax. The lack of parking options and low luxury standards only add to the disappointment. If you're looking for a luxurious experience, X-otic Tan is not the place to be.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 53/100

The room

Underwhelming atmosphere, cramped location, and limited parking.

The property itself is a letdown, with an underwhelming atmosphere and cramped location that makes it hard to relax. The lack of parking options and low luxury standards only add to the disappointment. If you're looking for a luxurious experience, X-otic Tan is not the place to be.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 6.0
  • Location 3.4
  • Privacy 6.8
  • Parking 5.1
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Amenities 6.8
  • Capacity 1.0
53/100

Friendly door staff, but slow service and low bar standards.

The door staff are friendly and welcoming, but the slow service and low bar standards bring the experience down. The lack of respect and professionalism from some staff members only adds to the frustration. If you're looking for a high-end experience, you might want to look elsewhere.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 53/100

The hospitality

Friendly door staff, but slow service and low bar standards.

The door staff are friendly and welcoming, but the slow service and low bar standards bring the experience down. The lack of respect and professionalism from some staff members only adds to the frustration. If you're looking for a high-end experience, you might want to look elsewhere.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 6.8
  • Bar service 1.0
  • Speed 4.9
  • Respect 6.8
  • Safety 6.0
  • Cleanliness 6.8
  • Value 6.0
62/100

Overpriced and subpar food options with no redeeming value.

The food options at X-otic Tan are overpriced and subpar, with no redeeming value. The low food quality and high prices make it hard to recommend. If you're looking for a good meal, you might want to consider other options.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 62/100

The kitchen

Overpriced and subpar food options with no redeeming value.

The food options at X-otic Tan are overpriced and subpar, with no redeeming value. The low food quality and high prices make it hard to recommend. If you're looking for a good meal, you might want to consider other options.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 6.3
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 6.0
45/100

Talented dancers, but poor interaction and unprofessional staff.

The talented dancers at X-otic Tan are a highlight, but the poor interaction and unprofessional staff bring the experience down. The lack of professionalism and respect from some staff members only adds to the disappointment. If you're looking for a high-energy experience with top-notch performers, X-otic Tan might not be the best choice.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 45/100

The floor

Talented dancers, but poor interaction and unprofessional staff.

The talented dancers at X-otic Tan are a highlight, but the poor interaction and unprofessional staff bring the experience down. The lack of professionalism and respect from some staff members only adds to the disappointment. If you're looking for a high-energy experience with top-notch performers, X-otic Tan might not be the best choice.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 6.0
  • Appearance & style 6.0
  • Interaction 5.6
  • Professionalism 1.0
  • VIP value 1.0
  • Dance value 4.9
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 52/100

How scoring works

A mediocre experience that fails to impress in most areas.

Overall, X-otic Tan falls short in most categories, making it a forgettable experience. While some aspects shine, such as the friendly door staff, others like the subpar food and low bar standards bring it down. Unless you're looking for a cheap, no-frills experience, you might want to explore other options.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 53
  • Service 53
  • Food 62
  • Performers 45
  • Value 58
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3 reviews
100/100 SW score
Party Time I brought my buddies to X-otic Tan for a bachelor party and we had an absolute blast. The private booths were a great touch and the dancers really got the party started. Drinks were super affordable too - we ended up having some pretty epic rounds!
70/100 SW score
Middle of the Road I've been to X-otic Tan a few times and it's always a solid experience. I love the friendly staff and the atmosphere inside is always pleasant. My only gripe is the location - it's not the easiest place to get to, but the food service makes up for it.
40/100 SW score
Disappointed I visited X-otic Tan on a Saturday night and was really let down. The private dances were overpriced and the drink affordability, while strong, wasn't enough to make up for the lack of respect from some of the staff. Maybe I just caught them on a bad night?
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