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XO A Gentleman's Club

Linden, NJ 2002 E Linden Ave (908) 486-8060
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Closed Opens 16:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON Closed
TUE 16:00 - 01:00
WED 16:00 - 02:00 TODAY
THU 16:00 - 02:00
FRI 16:00 - 03:00
SAT 19:00 - 03:00
SUN Closed
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2002 E Linden Ave
Linden, NJ (908) 486-8060
47/100
How this is scored
49/100
How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 49/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 4.0
  • Location 6.0
  • Privacy 6.0
  • Parking 6.0
  • Luxury 2.0
  • Amenities 4.0
  • Capacity 5.0
44/100
How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 44/100

The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 4.0
  • Bar service 2.0
  • Speed 4.0
  • Respect 5.0
  • Safety 6.0
  • Cleanliness 5.0
  • Value 6.0
57/100
How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 57/100

The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 7.0
  • Bottle prices 8.0
  • Luxury 2.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.7
  • Value 6.0
41/100
How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 41/100

The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 4.0
  • Appearance & style 4.0
  • Interaction 5.0
  • Professionalism 2.6
  • VIP value 4.0
  • Dance value 5.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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SW SCORE · 47/100

How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 49
  • Service 44
  • Food 57
  • Performers 41
  • Value 58
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78 reviews
70/100 SW score
WeekendMike
bachelor party
Party with the Boys We hit up XO for a bachelor party and had a blast. The BYOB policy saved us some dough, but the atmosphere was pretty meh. Still, the dancers were top-notch and we even got some two-way action on stage – that's a rarity, folks.
50/100 SW score
RegularJay
regular
Mixed Bag I'm a regular at XO, but it's been a bit of a rollercoaster. The juice bar's always closed, and the VIP area's a rip-off. That said, the dancers can be decent, and the BYOB policy's a lifesaver – bottle affordability's 8/10, at least.
30/100 SW score
FirstTimerCT
first-timer
Not Impressed I stopped by XO as a first-timer, and I'm still trying to figure out what all the fuss is about. The parking lot's a safety hazard, and the dancers seemed like riffraff. Don't get me wrong, the BYOB policy's great, but the overall experience was a letdown.
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