Xplicit Showclub

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Glendale location with zero appeal.

The room itself is a dead zone. Parking is nonexistent, location is forgettable, atmosphere is zero, luxury is a joke, amenities don't exist, capacity feels cramped, and privacy is nonexistent. You'll feel it the moment you walk in.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff doesn't care, and it shows.

Door staff are indifferent, bar moves slow, nobody respects you, the place is dirty, and safety feels questionable. Staff treats you like you're doing them a favor by being there. Expect to be ignored.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Drinks and food both forgettable.

Drinks taste cheap, bottles are overpriced garbage, food quality is nonexistent, and prices don't match what you get. The kitchen and bar are both phoning it in. Go somewhere else to eat and drink.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No talent, no energy, no point.

Talent is nonexistent, dancers have zero professionalism, interaction is cold, appearance is unremarkable, and VIP/dance value is worthless. You're paying for nothing. The floor is empty for a reason.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Skip it. Nothing works here.

Every metric flatlines—atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, privacy, door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness, drinks, food, talent, interaction, professionalism. Nothing salvages this place. Don't waste your time or money.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.