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Xsensual Foster

Portland, OR 5226 SE Foster Rd +15034774614
Closed
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
Hours not published.
On tap
VIP Rooms
Private Booths
Kitchen
BYOB
39/100

Basic experience, nothing to get excited about.

The overall experience is forgettable, with no standout moments. The low scores across the board suggest that Xsensual Foster is a place to visit if you're in the area, but don't go out of your way. If you're looking for a wild night, you might find some decent dancers, but be prepared for a subpar experience.

How this is scored
36/100

Underwhelming atmosphere and lackluster location.

The room at Xsensual Foster feels cramped and uninviting, with a lackluster location that's hard to find. The low scores for parking and luxury suggest that this is not a place to impress. If you're looking for a luxurious experience, keep looking.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 36/100

The room

Underwhelming atmosphere and lackluster location.

The room at Xsensual Foster feels cramped and uninviting, with a lackluster location that's hard to find. The low scores for parking and luxury suggest that this is not a place to impress. If you're looking for a luxurious experience, keep looking.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 3.4
  • Location 1.7
  • Privacy 6.0
  • Parking 2.6
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Amenities 4.3
  • Capacity 4.3
39/100

Respectful staff, but slow service and overpriced drinks.

The staff at Xsensual Foster are respectful and try their best, but the slow service and overpriced drinks are a major turnoff. The high scores for door service and respect suggest that the staff are friendly, but the low scores for bar service and speed indicate that you might be waiting a while for your drinks. Don't expect much in terms of value for your money.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 39/100

The hospitality

Respectful staff, but slow service and overpriced drinks.

The staff at Xsensual Foster are respectful and try their best, but the slow service and overpriced drinks are a major turnoff. The high scores for door service and respect suggest that the staff are friendly, but the low scores for bar service and speed indicate that you might be waiting a while for your drinks. Don't expect much in terms of value for your money.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 5.1
  • Bar service 1.0
  • Speed 4.3
  • Respect 5.1
  • Safety 3.4
  • Cleanliness 4.3
  • Value 4.3
30/100

Terrible food and drink prices, don't bother.

The food at Xsensual Foster is an absolute disaster, with terrible prices to boot. The low scores for food quality and prices suggest that this is not a place to eat, and the lack of amenities like a full bar or restaurant makes it feel like an afterthought. If you're looking for a place to grab a drink, go somewhere else.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 30/100

The kitchen

Terrible food and drink prices, don't bother.

The food at Xsensual Foster is an absolute disaster, with terrible prices to boot. The low scores for food quality and prices suggest that this is not a place to eat, and the lack of amenities like a full bar or restaurant makes it feel like an afterthought. If you're looking for a place to grab a drink, go somewhere else.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 1.7
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 4.3
46/100

Some talented dancers, but professionalism is lacking.

Some of the dancers at Xsensual Foster are talented and engaging, but the lack of professionalism and inconsistent quality make it hard to recommend. The high scores for talent quality and dance value suggest that you might see some great performances, but the low scores for professionalism and appearance style indicate that it's hit or miss. If you're looking for a wild night, you might find some decent dancers, but be prepared for a subpar experience.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 46/100

The floor

Some talented dancers, but professionalism is lacking.

Some of the dancers at Xsensual Foster are talented and engaging, but the lack of professionalism and inconsistent quality make it hard to recommend. The high scores for talent quality and dance value suggest that you might see some great performances, but the low scores for professionalism and appearance style indicate that it's hit or miss. If you're looking for a wild night, you might find some decent dancers, but be prepared for a subpar experience.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 6.0
  • Appearance & style 5.1
  • Interaction 5.1
  • Professionalism 1.0
  • VIP value 5.1
  • Dance value 6.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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SW SCORE · 39/100

How scoring works

Basic experience, nothing to get excited about.

The overall experience is forgettable, with no standout moments. The low scores across the board suggest that Xsensual Foster is a place to visit if you're in the area, but don't go out of your way. If you're looking for a wild night, you might find some decent dancers, but be prepared for a subpar experience.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 36
  • Service 39
  • Food 30
  • Performers 46
  • Value 44
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25 reviews
90/100 SW score
BYOB and Beautiful Dancers I brought my crew to Xsensual Foster for a bachelor party and we had an absolute blast. The BYOB policy made things super affordable, and the dancers were personable and sexy. The only downside was the sketchy location, but we made it work. 10/10 would recommend.
70/100 SW score
Mixed Feelings on Xsensual Foster I've been to Xsensual Foster a few times, and it's a mixed bag. The dancers are great, but the atmosphere is pretty weak. And don't even get me started on the parking situation. That being said, the private rooms are a nice touch, and the value is worth it if you can overlook the negatives.
50/100 SW score
Not Impressed I've never been to a strip club before, and I have to say that Xsensual Foster didn't exactly set the bar high. The location was super sketchy, and the safety concerns were a major turn-off. The dancers were okay, but the whole experience just felt a bit too seedy for my taste. Maybe I just caught them on a bad night?
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