Xsensual Sandy

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Underwhelming experience, but parking's a breeze.

The room's not exactly luxurious, but the location's decent and parking's a plus. However, the atmosphere's pretty meh, and the capacity's a bit cramped. If you're okay with a no-frills setup, it's not the worst.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Friendly staff, but terrible service overall.

The staff's friendly enough, but the door service and bar service are major letdowns. The speed of service is average, and respect's basically nonexistent. If you're looking for a club with great hospitality, keep looking.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced, subpar eats and drinks.

The food quality's abysmal, and the prices are highway robbery. The drink prices aren't terrible, but the selection's pretty limited. If you're a foodie or a drink connoisseur, you'll want to steer clear.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Talented dancers, but professionalism's lacking.

The talent on the floor is impressive, but the professionalism's lacking. The dancers are skilled, but the interaction's often awkward, and the appearance style's a bit inconsistent. If you're a fan of talented performers, you might enjoy the show, but be prepared for some rough edges.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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Portland's biggest disappointment.

Xsensual Sandy falls flat, with too many missteps. From the lackluster service to the overpriced food, it's clear this club needs a serious revamp. Unless you're in the area and desperate, it's best to avoid.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.