Bare Elegance

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dingy room with no luxury, nowhere to park, nowhere to hide.

The room itself is a disaster. No atmosphere, zero luxury, no real amenities, bad location, no parking, cramped capacity, zero privacy. The space feels like a warehouse nobody bothered to finish. Expect to feel trapped and uncomfortable.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff doesn't care, place is filthy, zero respect.

Door staff, bar staff, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness—all missing. You'll wait forever for a drink nobody respects you enough to make well, in a place so dirty you'll want to shower after. Staff acts like you're bothering them.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage drinks and no food worth eating.

Drinks are overpriced swill, bottles are a ripoff, food quality is nonexistent, prices don't match value. You're paying premium dollars for bottom-shelf everything. Skip the food entirely and drink as little as possible.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dancers are unmotivated, unprofessional, and not worth your time.

Talent quality is zero, appearance and style are forgettable, interaction is nonexistent, professionalism is absent. The dancers seem like they'd rather be anywhere else. VIP and dance value are both a waste of money.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Bare Elegance is completely broken across the board.

Every single metric is at zero—atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, privacy, door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness, value, drink prices, bottle prices, food quality, talent, professionalism. This isn't a club with problems; it's a building with a liquor license. Don't go.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.