Cloud 9

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Atmosphere and location are nice, but it's a dive.

The property has some redeeming qualities, like a decent atmosphere and a good location. However, the parking situation is a hassle, and the luxury vibe feels out of place. If you're looking for a fancy night out, keep looking.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Service is subpar, with dirty bathrooms and slow bar.

The service at Cloud 9 is a major letdown. The bathrooms are dirty, the bar service is slow, and the staff could care less about your experience. If you're looking for good service, this isn't the place.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Drinks and food are overpriced and taste terrible.

The food and drink prices at Cloud 9 are outrageous, and the quality is subpar. The food tastes terrible, and the drinks are overpriced. If you're looking for a decent meal or drink, keep looking.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dancers are average, with unimpressive talent and poor interaction.

The performers at Cloud 9 are average at best. The talent is unimpressive, and the interaction with the dancers is poor. If you're looking for a memorable experience, the performers won't deliver.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Cloud 9 is a total letdown.

Cloud 9 falls flat with its subpar service, terrible food, and low-quality performers. The atmosphere and location are nice, but can't save this club from its many shortcomings. Overall, it's a disappointing experience that's best avoided.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.