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Closed Strip Club

Hobbeze

Lebanon, PA 1604 E Cumberland St 717 273 6398
Closed Opens 11:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+ Cover $20
Hours
MON 11:00 - 19:00
TUE 11:00 - 19:00
WED 11:00 - 19:00 TODAY
THU 11:00 - 21:00
FRI 11:00 - 00:00
SAT 11:00 - 00:00
SUN 11:00 - 18:00
46/100
How this is scored
43/100
How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 43/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 5.1
  • Location 2.6
  • Privacy 7.0
  • Parking 2.0
  • Luxury 3.4
  • Amenities 4.3
  • Capacity 3.4
40/100
How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 40/100

The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 4.3
  • Bar service 1.0
  • Speed 5.1
  • Respect 5.1
  • Safety 2.1
  • Cleanliness 7.0
  • Value 4.3
39/100
How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 39/100

The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 1.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 3.4
  • Cigars & hookah 3.4
  • Value 4.3
57/100
How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 57/100

The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 7.0
  • Appearance & style 5.1
  • Interaction 7.0
  • Professionalism 5.1
  • VIP value 5.1
  • Dance value 5.1
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 46/100

How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 43
  • Service 40
  • Food 39
  • Performers 57
  • Value 47
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69 reviews
90/100 SW score
Worth the Hype for a Boys' Night I hit up Hobbeze with my crew for a bachelor party and we had a solid time. The private dance area was a real highlight (no pun intended), and the peep shows were a fun addition. Prices were a bit steep, but the dancers were friendly and skilled.
70/100 SW score
Decent Experience, Some Drawbacks I've been to Hobbeze a few times and it's always been a mixed bag. The staff is friendly, but some customers can be aggressive. I've had trouble with parking, and the location isn't exactly convenient for me. That being said, the dancers are talented and the private dance area is a nice touch.
40/100 SW score
Not Impressed I stopped by Hobbeze on a whim and was disappointed by the whole experience. The parking was a nightmare, and the bar service (or lack thereof) was pretty laughable. The private dance area was the only redeeming quality, but it wasn't enough to make up for the rest of the issues.
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