L. A. Grand Club

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

A drab, cramped room with no luxury.

The room is a major letdown, with a cramped atmosphere and lack of luxury. The poor parking and limited amenities only add to the disappointment. If you're looking for a high-end experience, this is not the place.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Terrible door service and mediocre bar staff.

The door service is practically nonexistent, and the bar staff seems disinterested. While the speed of service is decent, the lack of respect and safety concerns make it a chore to visit. Unless you're a fan of being ignored, look elsewhere.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced drinks and lackluster food quality.

The drinks are overpriced and lackluster, with an uninspired selection. The food quality is similarly unimpressive, with high prices to match. If you're looking for a good meal or drink, this is not the spot.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Underwhelming talent with poor interaction.

The talent on stage is underwhelming, with poor interaction and unimpressive appearances. The professionalism of the performers is also lacking, making for a subpar experience. If you're looking for a lively atmosphere and engaging performers, you're better off elsewhere.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

All-around disappointment.

This club falls flat across the board, with no redeeming qualities. From the unimpressive room to the subpar service and food, it's a forgettable experience. Unless you're looking for a low-key spot to grab a drink, you're better off elsewhere.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.