Pink Diamonds

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dingy room, bad location, nowhere to park.

The room itself is depressing: zero atmosphere, no luxury touches, minimal amenities, and cramped capacity. Location sucks, parking is a nightmare, and privacy doesn't exist. This isn't a club; it's a warehouse that smells like regret.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff doesn't care, place is filthy.

Door staff are indifferent, bartenders are slow and disrespectful, and the place is visibly dirty. Safety feels questionable, and nobody acts like they want you there. You'll spend half your night waiting and the other half wishing you left.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage, don't order anything.

Drinks are overpriced swill, bottles cost too much for what you get, and the kitchen produces inedible garbage. Even the prices on food are insulting given the quality. Don't waste money here—grab a beer at a gas station instead.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Low-tier talent, zero professionalism, waste of money.

The talent is bottom-shelf, appearance standards are nonexistent, and professionalism is a foreign concept. Interaction is transactional at best, hostile at worst. VIP and dance value are nonexistent. You're paying to be ignored by people who don't want to be there.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Skip it. Everything here is broken.

Pink Diamonds is a complete bust across every dimension. Nothing works here—not the space, not the people, not the experience. You'll find better entertainment, better service, and better value literally anywhere else.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.