Plan B

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Nothing special to look at.

The atmosphere is dull and uninviting, while the location is out of the way. Parking is a nightmare, and the lack of luxury amenities makes it feel like a dive. If you're looking for a high-end experience, this isn't it.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Service was absent when we needed it.

The door staff was unfriendly and unhelpful, while the bar service was slow and inattentive. The respect shown to customers was nonexistent, making for an uncomfortable experience. If you value being treated with dignity, look elsewhere.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Bad food and drinks at terrible prices.

The food quality was terrible, with prices to match. The drink selection was limited and overpriced, and the lack of cigar and hookah options was a major letdown. If you're looking for a decent meal or drink, this isn't the place.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dancers were forgettable and unenthusiastic.

The talent on stage was unimpressive and lacked energy, while the dancers' appearance and interaction with the audience were subpar. The professionalism shown by the performers was lacking, making for a disappointing experience. If you're looking for a high-quality show, keep searching.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

A complete disappointment from start to finish.

The club's overall lack of effort shows in every aspect. From the dingy decor to the unhelpful staff, it's clear they're not prioritizing their customers. Unless you're looking for a place to avoid, there's no reason to give it a chance.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.