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The Den Cabaret

Tolland, CT 62 Merrow Rd +1 (860)-870-7710
Closed Opens 12:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON 12:00 - 01:00
TUE 12:00 - 01:00
WED 12:00 - 01:00 TODAY
THU 12:00 - 01:00
FRI 12:00 - 02:00
SAT 12:00 - 02:00
SUN 15:00 - 01:00
On tap
Private Booths
Kitchen
WiFi
68/100

Decent but overpriced

The Den Cabaret feels like a mixed bag, with high scores in atmosphere and luxury but low ones in value and drink prices. This contrast makes it hard to recommend. Fans of high-end vibes will love it, but budget-conscious visitors will want to look elsewhere.

How this is scored
79/100

Luxury feel, bad location

The property shines with its 9 atmosphere and 8 luxury scores, but its 6 location and capacity scores hold it back. The convenient parking and strong amenities are notable highlights. Visitors seeking a luxurious experience will enjoy the property, but those prioritizing convenience may be disappointed.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 79/100

The room

Luxury feel, bad location

The property shines with its 9 atmosphere and 8 luxury scores, but its 6 location and capacity scores hold it back. The convenient parking and strong amenities are notable highlights. Visitors seeking a luxurious experience will enjoy the property, but those prioritizing convenience may be disappointed.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 9.0
  • Location 6.0
  • Privacy 9.0
  • Parking 8.0
  • Luxury 8.0
  • Amenities 8.0
  • Capacity 6.0
70/100

Fast bar, slow door

The service excels with fast bar service and a clean environment, but the slow door service and low respect scores are drawbacks. The high bar service score is a standout, making it a good choice for those who prioritize prompt drinks. However, visitors seeking attentive door staff may want to look elsewhere.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 70/100

The hospitality

Fast bar, slow door

The service excels with fast bar service and a clean environment, but the slow door service and low respect scores are drawbacks. The high bar service score is a standout, making it a good choice for those who prioritize prompt drinks. However, visitors seeking attentive door staff may want to look elsewhere.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 8.0
  • Bar service 9.0
  • Speed 6.8
  • Respect 6.0
  • Safety 6.0
  • Cleanliness 8.0
  • Value 6.0
63/100

Good food, bad prices

The food quality is a highlight, scoring 8, but the high prices and low value scores are notable weaknesses. The decent food quality makes it a good option for those willing to pay a premium. However, budget-conscious visitors will want to avoid the overpriced menu.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 63/100

The kitchen

Good food, bad prices

The food quality is a highlight, scoring 8, but the high prices and low value scores are notable weaknesses. The decent food quality makes it a good option for those willing to pay a premium. However, budget-conscious visitors will want to avoid the overpriced menu.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 8.0
  • Food prices 7.0
  • Drink prices 4.3
  • Bottle prices 5.1
  • Luxury 8.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 6.0
63/100

Meh talent, high VIP

The performers are a letdown, with low talent and interaction scores, but the high VIP value score is a redeeming factor. The strong VIP experience makes it a good choice for those seeking a premium experience. However, visitors seeking talented performers may want to look elsewhere.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 63/100

The floor

Meh talent, high VIP

The performers are a letdown, with low talent and interaction scores, but the high VIP value score is a redeeming factor. The strong VIP experience makes it a good choice for those seeking a premium experience. However, visitors seeking talented performers may want to look elsewhere.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 5.1
  • Appearance & style 6.0
  • Interaction 6.0
  • Professionalism 6.8
  • VIP value 9.0
  • Dance value 5.1
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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SW SCORE · 68/100

How scoring works

Decent but overpriced

The Den Cabaret feels like a mixed bag, with high scores in atmosphere and luxury but low ones in value and drink prices. This contrast makes it hard to recommend. Fans of high-end vibes will love it, but budget-conscious visitors will want to look elsewhere.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 79
  • Service 70
  • Food 63
  • Performers 63
  • Value 59
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3 reviews
90/100 SW score
Perfect for client entertainment Brought some out-of-town clients here and the VIP experience really delivered. The atmosphere feels genuinely upscale, not like the usual dive bars you find in smaller towns. Parking was easy and the bar service was quick even during busy hours.
70/100 SW score
Great vibe, wallet took a hit The luxury factor is definitely there - feels more like a high-end lounge than your typical club. Privacy in the VIP areas is top notch if you're willing to spend. Just be ready for the prices to match the upscale atmosphere, drinks aren't cheap.
50/100 SW score
Nice place but overpriced for the area They've clearly invested in making this place look fancy and the door staff treats you well. The whole setup screams luxury but honestly feels a bit much for Tolland. Speed of service is good but you're paying Manhattan prices in small-town Connecticut.
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