Tropical Lei

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Cramped, dingy, nowhere to go.

The room itself is the first problem: zero atmosphere, no luxury, no amenities, bad location, bad parking, cramped capacity, zero privacy. Walking in feels like a punishment.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Ignored, disrespected, unsafe, filthy.

Staff ignore you, disrespect is baked in, safety is nonexistent, cleanliness is appalling. Door service is absent, bar service is slow and careless, respect is a foreign concept. Expect to feel unwelcome.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced swill with no redeeming qualities.

Drinks are overpriced garbage, bottles are a ripoff, food quality is nonexistent, and prices don't match any value. Even the cigar/hookah angle is dead. Nothing here is worth ordering.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Low-effort talent, no professionalism, waste of money.

Dancers show zero talent, no appearance standards, no real interaction, no professionalism. VIP and dance value are fantasies. You're paying to watch people who don't care.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Skip it entirely.

Tropical Lei is a complete failure across every dimension. Nothing works—the space, the staff, the drinks, the dancers, the safety. This is a club that should not exist.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.