Beach Girls

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Underwhelming space with nothing to impress.

The space is unremarkable and underwhelming, with a cramped capacity that feels even smaller. The location is also unappealing, making it hard to get excited about a visit. Don't expect any luxury or amenities.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Expect subpar service with a side of confusion.

Service is slow, unfriendly, and often confused. The door staff seems disorganized, and bar service is hit-or-miss. You'll need to be patient and persistent to get what you want.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Don't waste your money on overpriced, mediocre food.

The food and drinks are overpriced and just okay, with nothing to get excited about. The drink prices are steep, and the food quality is subpar. Unless you're desperate, it's best to avoid the kitchen altogether.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No redeeming qualities on the floor to speak of.

The dancers are unimpressive, with a lackluster appearance and unengaging performances. The interaction is nonexistent, and professionalism is nonexistent. You won't find any value on the floor here.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Completely underwhelming experience from top to bottom.

Beach Girls West Des Moines falls flat across the board. The lack of effort in every aspect is jarring, making it a complete disappointment. You'll leave feeling ripped off.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.