Cafe 168

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Bare room, bad location, nowhere to park.

The space itself is dead: zero atmosphere, zero luxury, zero amenities. Location is bad, parking doesn't exist, and there's no privacy or capacity to speak of. You're walking into an empty room.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Rude, dirty, slow, unsafe.

Door staff, bar staff, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness—all absent. The place feels hostile and neglected. Don't expect help, don't expect clean glasses, don't expect to feel welcome.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage drinks and no food.

Drinks are overpriced and terrible. No food quality, no bottle selection, no value anywhere. You'll pay too much for swill.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No talent, no professionalism, no show.

Zero talent, zero appearance standards, zero interaction, zero professionalism. The floor is empty of reason to stay. This isn't a club—it's a building.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Skip it—nothing here works.

Cafe 168 fails across the board. Every metric—atmosphere, service, talent, value—hits zero. There's no reason to walk through the door. Go literally anywhere else.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.