Cafe 368

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dingy room with nowhere to park.

The room is a dump with zero atmosphere or luxury. Parking is impossible, location is forgettable, capacity is cramped, privacy is nonexistent. Amenities don't exist. You'll feel trapped in a bad decision.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff doesn't care, place is filthy.

Staff treats you like a problem. Door service, bar service, speed are all terrible. No respect, no safety measures, filthy conditions everywhere. You're on your own here, and not in a good way.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage drinks and no food.

Drinks are expensive and taste like regret. No food quality, no bottle value, prices are a ripoff. Don't order anything—just leave.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No talent, no energy, no respect.

Talent is nonexistent, appearance is rough, interaction is hostile, professionalism is zero. VIP and dance value are jokes. You'll leave angrier than you arrived.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Complete waste of time and money.

Cafe 368 fails on every metric. Atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, privacy—all bottom out. Door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness—nonexistent. Drinks are overpriced swill. Dancers are unmotivated and disrespectful. Don't go.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.