Ecstasy Theatre

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dump of a room with zero atmosphere or comfort.

The room itself is a disaster: zero atmosphere, zero luxury, zero amenities. Parking sucks, location is forgettable, capacity doesn't matter when the space feels hostile. You'll walk in and immediately want to leave.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff doesn't care, place is filthy, no respect.

Door staff ignores you, bar moves at a crawl, and nobody treats you with respect. Safety and cleanliness are nonexistent—the place feels dangerous and disgusting. Staff clearly doesn't want to be there, and it shows.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage drinks and food you shouldn't touch.

Drinks are expensive and taste like they were made by someone who hates you. Food quality is abysmal, bottles are overpriced, and there's no reason to eat or drink here. Stick to water and get out.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No talent, no professionalism, no reason to stay.

Talent is nonexistent, appearance standards are nonexistent, and interaction is cold or absent. No professionalism, no VIP value, no reason to spend money on dances. The floor is dead.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Ecstasy Theatre is a complete wash across the board.

Every metric bottoms out here—atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking all zero. The door staff won't help, bar service is nonexistent, and the place is unsafe and dirty. Skip it entirely; there's nothing redeeming about Ecstasy Theatre.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.