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Closed Strip Club

Good Massage and Relax

Anaheim, CA 10722 Katella Ave (714) 737-1819
Closed
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
Hours not published.
On tap
Kitchen
50/100
How this is scored
44/100
How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 44/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 3.4
  • Location 4.3
  • Privacy 8.0
  • Parking 1.0
  • Luxury 1.7
  • Amenities 2.6
  • Capacity 3.4
47/100
How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 47/100

The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 6.0
  • Bar service 1.0
  • Speed 5.1
  • Respect 5.1
  • Safety 4.3
  • Cleanliness 5.1
  • Value 2.8
32/100
How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 32/100

The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 3.5
  • Food prices 4.2
  • Drink prices 1.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 1.7
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 2.8
68/100
How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 68/100

The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 6.0
  • Appearance & style 6.0
  • Interaction 7.0
  • Professionalism 6.0
  • VIP value 8.0
  • Dance value 8.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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SW SCORE · 50/100

How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 44
  • Service 47
  • Food 32
  • Performers 68
  • Value 60
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3 reviews
70/100 SW score
Solid privacy, nothing fancy Been here a few times over the years. The privacy is definitely the main selling point - you get your own room and nobody bothers you. Don't expect much in terms of atmosphere or luxury though, it's pretty bare bones. VIP services are reasonably priced for what you get.
50/100 SW score
Gets the job done but that's it Stopped by during a work trip. The papasan was friendly enough and the private setup works well. But the place feels pretty run down and unsophisticated - more like a back room operation than anything polished. You're paying for discretion, not ambiance.
40/100 SW score
Not what I expected Thought this was going to be more upscale based on the name. The whole coffee shop front thing is weird and the amenities are basically nonexistent. House fee plus extras adds up quick for what feels like a pretty basic setup.
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