Jumbo's Clown Room

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

More like a dingy motel room than a club.

The property itself is a major letdown, feeling more like a dingy motel room than a club. The atmosphere is stale, the location is unimpressive, and the parking is non-existent. If you're looking for a luxurious experience, keep looking.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Friendly staff can't save the overall lack of care.

The staff at Jumbo's are friendly and try their best, but they can't save the overall lack of care. The speed of service is slow, the respect shown to customers is lacking, and the safety and cleanliness leave much to be desired. Unless you're okay with being treated like an afterthought, look elsewhere.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced and underwhelming drinks and snacks.

The food and drinks at Jumbo's are overpriced and underwhelming. The quality of the food is subpar, the prices are outrageous, and the selection is limited. If you're looking for a decent meal or drink, keep looking.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Talent is decent, but not enough to redeem the place.

The talent at Jumbo's is decent, but not enough to redeem the place. The appearance style is hit-or-miss, the interaction with customers is lacking, and the professionalism is subpar. If you're a fan of mediocre performances, you might enjoy Jumbo's, but otherwise, it's best to look elsewhere.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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A total letdown from start to finish.

Jumbo's Clown Room falls flat, with every aspect underwhelming. From the dingy atmosphere to the lackluster service, there's nothing to get excited about. Unless you're a die-hard fan of underwhelming experiences, it's best to avoid this place.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.