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Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

San Francisco, CA 1031 Kearny St 415-434-1301
Closed Opens 14:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON 14:00 - 02:00
TUE 14:00 - 02:00
WED 14:00 - 02:00 TODAY
THU 14:00 - 04:00
FRI 14:00 - 05:00
SAT 19:00 - 05:00
SUN 19:00 - 02:00
On tap
VIP Rooms
Private Booths
Kitchen
56/100

All-around disappointment.

This club falls flat due to its numerous shortcomings. From a lackluster atmosphere to subpar service, it's hard to find anything redeeming. Unless you're desperate, you'll likely leave unimpressed.

How this is scored
63/100

Underwhelming experience from the start.

The property itself is underwhelming, with a cramped and poorly located venue. While the capacity is decent, the overall ambiance is lacking. Unless you're a fan of dingy bars, you'll find little to enjoy.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 63/100

The room

Underwhelming experience from the start.

The property itself is underwhelming, with a cramped and poorly located venue. While the capacity is decent, the overall ambiance is lacking. Unless you're a fan of dingy bars, you'll find little to enjoy.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 7.0
  • Location 6.0
  • Privacy 7.0
  • Parking 3.0
  • Luxury 7.0
  • Amenities 8.0
  • Capacity 5.1
58/100

Disappointing service, even from the bouncers.

The service at this club is abysmal, with even the bouncers seeming disinterested. Door service is slow, and bar service is unfriendly. Don't expect to be treated with respect or care.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 58/100

The hospitality

Disappointing service, even from the bouncers.

The service at this club is abysmal, with even the bouncers seeming disinterested. Door service is slow, and bar service is unfriendly. Don't expect to be treated with respect or care.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 6.0
  • Bar service 5.1
  • Speed 4.3
  • Respect 7.0
  • Safety 7.0
  • Cleanliness 7.0
  • Value 4.3
45/100

Overpriced drinks with little to no quality.

The drinks at this club are overpriced and lackluster, with few options to choose from. The food quality is similarly unimpressive, making it hard to justify the cost. Stick to the free water if you can.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 45/100

The kitchen

Overpriced drinks with little to no quality.

The drinks at this club are overpriced and lackluster, with few options to choose from. The food quality is similarly unimpressive, making it hard to justify the cost. Stick to the free water if you can.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 6.0
  • Food prices 4.3
  • Drink prices 3.0
  • Bottle prices 3.4
  • Luxury 7.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 4.3
57/100

Talents were decent, but not worth the price.

The performers at this club are decent, but not worth the high price point. While the talents are somewhat engaging, the overall experience is lacking. If you're a die-hard fan of adult entertainment, you might enjoy it, but otherwise, it's not worth the cost.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 57/100

The floor

Talents were decent, but not worth the price.

The performers at this club are decent, but not worth the high price point. While the talents are somewhat engaging, the overall experience is lacking. If you're a die-hard fan of adult entertainment, you might enjoy it, but otherwise, it's not worth the cost.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 6.0
  • Appearance & style 6.0
  • Interaction 7.0
  • Professionalism 7.0
  • VIP value 4.0
  • Dance value 4.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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SW SCORE · 56/100

How scoring works

All-around disappointment.

This club falls flat due to its numerous shortcomings. From a lackluster atmosphere to subpar service, it's hard to find anything redeeming. Unless you're desperate, you'll likely leave unimpressed.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 63
  • Service 58
  • Food 45
  • Performers 57
  • Value 39
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204 reviews
80/100 SW score
Great spot for the group Brought the crew here for my buddy's bachelor party and the place delivered on atmosphere. Clean, professional setup with good sight lines from most seats, plus they had the game on which was clutch. Drinks hit the wallet hard though - expect to drop serious cash if you're staying past midnight.
60/100 SW score
Used to be better value Been coming here for years and the quality is still solid - nice venue, good staff, always clean. But man, the prices have gotten out of hand lately. Twenty bucks for a basic drink and everything else scaled up accordingly.
50/100 SW score
Expensive lesson learned Figured I'd check out the famous name while visiting SF. The basement location threw me off at first but inside it's legit upscale. Just wish someone had warned me about parking in North Beach and how much everything costs - burned through $200 faster than I thought possible.
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