Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dump with no redeeming location or amenities.

The room itself is a disaster. Atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, and parking all bottom out at zero. No privacy, cramped capacity, and zero appeal. You'll feel worse leaving than arriving.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff treats you like garbage. Unsafe.

Door staff, bar staff, speed, respect, safety, and cleanliness all register zero. You won't be welcomed, won't be served well, won't feel safe, and the place is filthy. Expect to be treated poorly and rushed out.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage that tastes like cardboard.

Food quality, drink quality, bottle pricing, food pricing, and cigar/hookah options are all zeros. Overpriced swill in a dirty environment. Don't eat or drink here unless you have no other choice.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Zero talent, no professionalism, boring floor.

Talent quality, appearance, interaction, professionalism, and dance value are all nonexistent. The floor is dead—no one worth watching, no one who cares about the job. Go anywhere else.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Complete wasteland. Don't bother.

Taboo Gentlemen's Club scores zero across every dimension—atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, privacy, door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness, value, and talent. This isn't a club; it's a cautionary tale. Skip it entirely.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.