The Library Gentleman's Club

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Bare bones, no atmosphere, nowhere to be.

Atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, and privacy all sit at zero. The room has no draw, no comfort, no reason to walk in. If you're looking for a decent venue, this isn't it.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff won't help, place is filthy.

Door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, and cleanliness are all nonexistent. Staff won't greet you, won't help you, and the place looks like it hasn't been cleaned in months. Expect to feel unwelcome and unsafe.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage, skip the bar.

Food quality, drink prices, bottle prices, and food prices all fail hard. The kitchen serves garbage at premium rates, and the bar doesn't redeem it. Order nothing and drink elsewhere.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No talent, no energy, no point.

Talent quality, appearance, interaction, professionalism, and dance value are all zeros. The floor is empty of energy, skill, and reason to stay. You'll be bored and disappointed.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Completely empty on every measure—skip it.

The Library scores zero across the board—atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, privacy, door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness, value, drink prices, bottle prices, food quality, talent, appearance, interaction, professionalism, and VIP value all bottom out. This isn't a rough diamond; it's a place that doesn't work on any level. Don't go.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.