Xposed Gentlemens Club & WetSpot Bikini Bar

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dingy room with nowhere to sit comfortably.

The room is a depressing box. Atmosphere, luxury, and amenities are all nonexistent, and the location and parking don't make up for it. Capacity and privacy don't matter when the whole place feels abandoned. You'll leave wondering why you walked in.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff doesn't care, place is filthy.

Nobody here wants to be here. Door service is absent, bar staff is slow and rude, and respect is off the menu. Safety and cleanliness are nightmares. The value is insulting—you're paying for nothing. Expect to be ignored and uncomfortable.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage, don't eat or drink here.

Everything is overpriced and terrible. Food quality, drink quality, bottle pricing, and food pricing are all bottom-tier. Cigars and hookah don't exist or don't matter. Order nothing and bring your own cash—you'll still overpay.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No talent, no energy, no reason to stay.

Zero talent, zero professionalism, zero reason to look at the stage. Appearance, interaction, and dance value are all absent. VIP service won't save you because there's nothing to buy. The floor is dead weight.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Complete dead zone, skip this place entirely.

Every single metric flatlines at zero. Atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking—all worthless. The door staff won't help, the bar is slow and disrespectful, and safety and cleanliness don't exist. This isn't a club; it's a cautionary tale. Go literally anywhere else.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.