City Lights

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Grim room with nowhere to go and nothing to see.

The space itself is completely non-functional. Atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, and privacy all register zero. You're walking into a void with nowhere comfortable to sit, nothing interesting to look at, and no reason to stay. This is a building that happens to have a stage.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff doesn't care, place is filthy, you're on your own.

Door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, and cleanliness are all absent. The staff either isn't there or doesn't care. You'll wait forever, be treated like a nuisance, and the place will be filthy. Go somewhere else.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage that tastes like it's been sitting out.

Food quality, drink quality, bottle prices, food prices, and cigar/hookah options are all zeros. Whatever they're serving is overpriced and inedible. Don't order anything—you'll regret it.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No talent, no effort, no reason to stay.

Talent quality, appearance, interaction, professionalism, and dance value are completely non-existent. There's no reason to watch, no reason to tip, and no reason to come back. The floor is dead.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

City Lights is completely empty on every measure.

City Lights scores zero across the board—atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, privacy. Every single sub-metric is a flat zero. This isn't a bad club; it's not a club at all. Don't go.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.